I don't know whether to laugh or rend my garments or what.
This is just unbelievable.
It's also some of the worst writing I've ever seen. This stuff should be entered in the Bullwer-Lytton contest, it's grand-prize material.
Someone made an acute comment on another site that it was the Monty Python version of the Bible.
(St. Paul rending his garments, by Raphael)
Where's a good lightning bolt when you REALLY need one?
not Bulwer-Lytton... the prose is too spare.
if there is a Bad Hemingway Pastiche contest, then this howler'd be a shoe-in.