More scatology. Linguistic literalists like yourself have never learned not to apply contemporary semantics to ancient texts. Here's some free advice: The first step in getting out of a hole is to quit digging.
"And it came to pass that when Elizabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the infant leaped in her womb. And Elizabeth was filled with the Holy Ghost. And she cried out with a loud voice and said: Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. And whence is this to me that the mother of my Lord should come to me?" Luke 1:41-43