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To: CindyDawg
Nobody is going to change their minds here IMO. It has seemed to me no one really listening to each other and lot's of zinging (from me too) going on in God's name by Christians. I have a lot going on in my life right now and have been kind of down. I have missed seeing the funny side of life . This kind of helped put things in perspective this morning for me though .I was reading this and started laughing. Sometimes I'm with the majority sometimes I'm not. If it's old to yall I apologize but enjoy the repeat

Hey CD, I'm praying that the Spirit grants you a larger portion of His gift of joy.

I enjoyed your joke.

I'll try and see what I can come up with in this department.

3,114 posted on 04/10/2004 11:52:11 AM PDT by Quester (Is this a trick question ?)
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To: Quester
I like these too ...
Actual announcements from church bulletins

Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."

3,121 posted on 04/10/2004 12:24:36 PM PDT by Quester (Is this a trick question ?)
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