I realize you would never ping the moderator or hit abuse, as you've said so many times; and I realize you delight in your intentional misspelling of Calvin's name; and I realize you encourage others to "liberate" themselves to be like you, "sarcastic and cynical and (I) can frequently get personal."
So I apologize for dropping the "B" from your name.
It's Good Friday, and I'm not like you.