[D-fendr]

Please don't ping the Moderator:

Three Eastern European Jews named Berel, Cherel, and Shmerel were talking about moving to the US.

Berel says "when I move to America, I'm going to have to change my name.

They won't call me Berel anymore;  they'll call me Buck."

Cherel says "when I move to America, I'll also have to change my name.

They'll won't call me call me Cherel anymore; they'll call me Chuck."

Then Shmerel says..... "I'm not moving".

[Mr. Lucky]

I don't get it.

[D-fendr]

A priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church
lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, father," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"