[CindyDawg]

Shame. What if you think the rapture about to happen and you need instructions and the power down? What if you fall asleep and your boss walks in? If you rest your head in the word all you have to do is raise up and say Amen and he'll just look at you and walk off.

[SoothingDave]

What if you think the rapture about to happen and you need instructions and the power down?

I'll just sing a hymn.

A----- sing to Jesus!
His the Sceptre, His the Throne
A----- His the triumph
His the victory alone
Hark! the sounds of peaceful Zion
Thunder like a mighty flood
Jesus out of every nation has redeemed us by His Blood

[D-fendr]

The Republican National Committee just announced their official 2004 Get Out The Vote slogan and it has some Presbyterians a bit miffed. It's:

"Be a Calvinist – Show up for the Election."