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"Couldn't you have picked something easier, like, "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head"?"

It doesn't matter *what* I'm singing; it's all equally punishing.

"There's a trained macaw at the Wild Animal Park here in San Diego that sings "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" . I wonder how you two would compare."

The macaw hasn't actually caused the elephants to go rogue, has he? No contest.