I have it on pastoral authority that God is actually a slot machine. You put in 10 cents of every dollar that you earn and God returns monies worth 110% of your deposit, just like that. It's the easiest investment you can make, and safer than the stock market. After all, with God your return is guaranteed.
I believe that a certain very popular "financial ministry" explicitly teaches this doctrine.
Whattheheck is a "financial ministry", anyhow??