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You would never hear a sermon like that in any church I've ever attended.

I've never heard any other kind of sermon. Actually, I can't quite imagine any other kind on this topic but I don't get out much, not being...um...denominationally adventurous (?). Not sure what exactly the right term is.

I just don't get out much or something.

Well, any time you wish to venture out into the Pelagian sea, just stop by for a visit. I'll take you to "4 Square", a holy roller church. Then, we'll visit a few AOG Pentecostals. We'll stop by a CoC to see the HS hiding out in the Baptism waters. And, we'll top it off with a visit to "Word Aflame" United Pentecostal (please keep both feet on the ground at all times unless you want the holy babblers to begin to cast out the spirits within you.) While on tour, we may experience "Holy Spirit laughter," "Slain in the Spirit," "worship lap running," "pew jumping," and various other Finney excitements. If you don't manifest a "gift" of the HS while on tour, you may just be viewed as lost. So, please practice up on your best tongue or prophecy. Remember to start each sentence with "bless you brother." And, make sure you hug anything and everything in sight to show how much of Jesus' love you have.

Woody.