LOL - add that to my list of "must tries."
Oh, dear sister, no... that was back in my vile younger days, well before I realied that wine came in bottles that *didn't* have screw tops. That was back in the "dollar ninety nine for a bottle of wine" days...
I've lately come to realize that my two true callings are good hefeweissen and Jack Daniels black label. Life's too short to drink bad beer or whiskey. :D