It is my nature to suggest things rather than give orders. It keeps things pleasant, and that is our aim here, at least partially. When I said that your tag line was not helping, I was hoping you would be willing to help us improve the atmosphere around here. It seemed that you weren't.
However, everyone should now be aware that I have absolutely no problem making decisions or following through with them. For the record, I have a very well developed sense of humor, and enjoy a good joke or story as much as the next person. But...this is not a game I'm playing here. Every word in this announcement was carefully chosen (okay, except for "New Age Catholic"; I forgot the correct terminology), and vetted through Jim Robinson and all the other moderators. It would do everyone well to re-read what it says.