Very funny. That's my maternal side. My father's side traces back through the Civil War to the Revolutionary War and beyond. My ancestors fought in all major wars on both sides of the Atlantic.
Your attempt at patriotism is amusing, but too little too late.
I don't need to "attempt" something that I am.
Could you please direct me to where it says kissing the tushy of F.D. Roosevelt's and embracing his war policy is a prerequisite of patriotism?