[COBOL2Java]

In Arlington, where the NO is almost universally offered "properly" there are no Tridentine parishes.

Guess that would explain why my wife and I cross the Potomac most Sundays...

[ArrogantBustard]

It also explains why I do not ... though I occasionally assist at the Melkite-Greek Divine Liturgy in Great Falls.

Re. your tagline, my Dad taught me to read before I was enrolled in school, and to love reading when the school made it boring. So I'll thank him, and get both of your points covered in one "thank you". :')