[Hermann the Cherusker]

but I am beginning to smell a rat somewhere

Nah ... that's probably just the nearest Chinese Restauarant to you. If you sniffed hard enough, you'd probably smell the General Tso's Fried Pigeon too! ;-)

[Tantumergo]

"If you sniffed hard enough, you'd probably smell the General Tso's Fried Pigeon too"

Ugh! - had fried pigeon in Hong Kong once - give me Kentucky Fried Rat any day. ;)