[Cvengr]

"a local vegan group refuses to eat the manna, based on their uncertainty as to whether or not the divine gift contains eggs. Some members, who presume the bread does contain eggs, are leading demonstrations and petitioning other townsfolk to "not eat from God’s plate of animal cruelty."

This is good enough to make a religious section in the Onion.

[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

in the unlikely (but possible) event that some of you think that this is a serious article, perhaps you may wish to look here .

i've also added the key word "PARODY".