VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[Poohbah]

That weren't no sunspots, that's EEEE-EM-PEA, son! Ivan just cracked off a big warhead sixty miles up!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, someone cracked off something... dang...


Oh. That was me. Sorry.

Someone open a window.

[strela]

Yeah, the poster who posted the post I stole it from screwed it up.

[#3Fan]

Knock it off ;)

(cowering) Viking kitties still have their power I see. :^)

[strela]

"Man. Why dont ya warn a brother 'fore ya just crack one off like that?"

Eddie Murphy, "Donkey", Shrek

[TomServo]

Don't worry about it, #3Fan. When I was attending the races at Darlington and Charlotte, I always made sure I mooned Dale just as he was coming around in the middle of turns 1 and 2. And Dale, bless his hear saluted me in a most appropriate fashion.

It was racin' :-)

[TomServo]

er - "Bless his Heart"...fat fingers.

[Sabertooth]

they were trying to make Jesus seem hip, so he was wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette and was saying stuff like "Cool, Daddy-O"...

Kinda weirded me out...

Camels?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hand-rolled. I THINK they were cigarettes...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Did you see that? Tom said Dale has "Fat Fingers"...

[#3Fan]

Heh heh heh... Oh, hey - by teh way, did you see the suggestion for a tag line? "Karl Rove Made me do it!" ;0)

I can't wait to tell everyone I know here that I'm connected to the White House. lol

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heck, they won't let me in there for the tour, let alone any other reason LOL

[Jim Robinson]

Mighty fine song. Finer'n frog hair.

Hey, and that reminds me of another. Goes something like this:

Jeremiah was a bullfrog; was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine. And he always had some mighty fine wine.

[TomServo]

Did you see that? Tom said Dale has "Fat Fingers"...

That tears it - Christmas is definitely over. ;-)

[Cultural Jihad]

In the mean time, ALS, Goodseedhomeschool, and JesseShurun have all been banned on the creationist side ...

Are you so sure about that? I checked on "goodseedhomeschool"s last posts when he volunteered to leave the forum. I'm sorry to bring you scandal, but you really need to pick or list your friends more wisely.

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OOPs! I really made a fraudian typo there, lol. Sorry.

429 posted on 07/11/2003 9:37 PM PDT by goodseedhomeschool

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I am a Christian at heart.
I think this site may be fraudian to be sure.

484 posted on 07/11/2003 11:00 PM PDT by goodseedhomeschool

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So long you liberal freaks who hide on this freaky website. One day you will grow up and learn what real Republicans are.

501 posted on 07/11/2003 11:15 PM PDT by goodseedhomeschool

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[Chad Fairbanks]

Hee hee hee ;0)

[strela]

I can't wait to tell everyone I know here that I'm connected to the White House.

Thank you for my new tag line.

[Stultis]

I thought you said you were moving on?

I think DittoJed2 opused *at least* twice in the thread (and claimed that he/she'd had his/her last word, or was leaving the thread, or was going to bed, too many times to count). Is there a record for in-thread opuses (or is that operas)? If so, maybe we should get an official count.

[TomServo]

And another Great song, written by Hoyt Axton...

Joy To The World
Three Dog Night

- written by Hoyt Axton
- lyrics as recorded by Three Dog Night (#1 for 6 weeks in 1971)

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin´...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I´d do
I´d throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

------ electric piano ------
You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I´m a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straigh! t shootin´ son-of-a-gun (oh yeah)
I said a straight shootin´ son-of-a-gun
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
I wanna tell you
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
(fading)
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls !

[strela]

I think DittoJed2 opused *at least* twice in the thread (and claimed that he/she'd had his/her last word, or was leaving the thread, or was going to bed, too many times to count).

Maybe he misread the Bible verse:

"And he arose on the third Minute ..."