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It was an axident.
1 posted on 10/09/2003 5:27:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 10/09/2003 5:28:51 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: martin_fierro
Del Rio, when professional athletes talk about woodies, they most often are not talking about stumps.
3 posted on 10/09/2003 5:30:01 PM PDT by billhilly (If you're lurking here from DU, I trust this post will make you sick.)
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4 posted on 10/09/2003 5:31:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (The trivmphant retvrn of A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
Wow, I really hate to laugh here, but it's just too amazing.

Keep chopping wood? What? Dumb all around.
6 posted on 10/09/2003 5:33:48 PM PDT by Viva Le Dissention
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Chris "Grace" Hanson

7 posted on 10/09/2003 5:35:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (The trivmphant retvrn of A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
What they should have used was a whiffle ball axe and a plastic tree stump. ***SAFE PLAYGROUNDS APPROVED***
10 posted on 10/09/2003 5:37:54 PM PDT by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)
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To: martin_fierro
I can't even throw in the obligatory joke on this topic - I came within an inch of severing my hand with a chainsaw today. It slipped as I was cutting a tree limb, and the chain brake was the only thing that kept me from having to get help opening my catsup bottles for the rest of my life.

The cuts from the chain will remind me of how stupid I was for the next few weeks.

13 posted on 10/09/2003 5:39:55 PM PDT by strela ("It's about governance. It's not about sermons." Brooks Firestone)
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To: martin_fierro
Do you think he will be "axed" from the team?
15 posted on 10/09/2003 5:40:42 PM PDT by StayoutdaBushesWay
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To: martin_fierro
He was a cut above the rest of his teammates.
17 posted on 10/09/2003 5:42:54 PM PDT by StayoutdaBushesWay
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Del Rio used the stump as a symbol for the mantra he has adopted for the Jaguars (1-4) this season: "Keep chopping wood."

Somewhere in football heaven, Vince Lombardi is ROTFLHAO.
"WTF kind of inspirational mantra is that?" he wonders.

20 posted on 10/09/2003 5:45:19 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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This guy's an accident waiting to happen. I mean really, when a lockerroom log and a fondue pot have you whipped, there's not much hope for you.
21 posted on 10/09/2003 5:46:10 PM PDT by mountaineer
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24 posted on 10/09/2003 5:51:24 PM PDT by mhking (When it rains it pours: I'm looking for a job again -- any offers or help: mhking@bellsouth.net)
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To: martin_fierro
He was having a philosophical crisis. He started to question his ax-ioms.
26 posted on 10/09/2003 6:03:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: martin_fierro
Where's that Fire Marshall Bill photo?????
30 posted on 10/09/2003 6:08:56 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: martin_fierro
Just wait'll OSHA gets a-hold of that coach.
34 posted on 10/09/2003 6:18:21 PM PDT by solitas
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To: martin_fierro
I think Hanson should contract out all work involving power tools.
35 posted on 10/09/2003 6:20:50 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: martin_fierro
Back when I was playing ball (back in the days when buffalo romaed the plains) our starting halfback amputated most of his right calf with a chainsaw. It was ugly.
42 posted on 10/09/2003 7:46:08 PM PDT by Steely Glint ("Communists are just Democrats in a big hurry.")
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I wonder if he'll get cut from the team now...
43 posted on 10/09/2003 8:04:40 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks ("A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink'")
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To: martin_fierro
Sfomething in the air in Jacksonville. My son did the same thing. There's a problem with folks using instruments they didn't grow up with.
44 posted on 10/09/2003 8:07:51 PM PDT by js1138
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To: martin_fierro
Jack Del Rio was a dang good linebacker.

But he might get axed as a coach.
45 posted on 10/09/2003 8:10:51 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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