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The world's funniest airline!
SkyHigh Airlines ^
Posted on 10/08/2003 3:10:42 PM PDT by ArcLight
VOICES OF SKYHIGH: - I have no people skills. But I do like animals. So I just pretend my passengers are livestock.
- At SkyHigh Airlines, sure we're indifferent. But it's a genuine indifference. That's the key.
- Terms like "First Class" and "Coach" are meaningless when you have no assigned seating. Because we make you fight tooth and nail for your seat, we like terms like "winner" and "loser."
(Excerpt) Read more at skyhighairlines.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: alaskaair; parody; skyhigh
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:10:42 PM PDT
by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
ROTFLMAO!....Is this company for real? It should be.
feel the gin
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:16:00 PM PDT
by
Cosmo
(Un poco de Magno con hielo es mucho!)
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:17:02 PM PDT
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To: ArcLight; Denver Ditdat
Is this owned by Alaska Air? They reference their site.
To: ArcLight
Funny!
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:20:04 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......Priceless!!!!!!!!I saqw)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
It's a fake airline that Alaska Airlines used to use in their TV ads to mock their competitiors.
To: ArcLight
LoL!
So I just pretend my passengers are livestock.
So I assume heffers like Hitlery feel right at home on this airline.
To: ArcLight; Brian Allen; concordKIWI
"It's important that we get the SkyHigh message out there. That message? Thank you for your money.",,, I'd buy stock in this crowd's show! They even have a mission statement of the week.
To: ArcLight
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:25:42 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
( FReeper Jonathansmommie finds out about jonathans sibling 10/9- taking bets ~ Boy or Girl?)
To: martin_fierro
Funny junk!
To: ArcLight
Did they used to be called
Trans Texas Airways?
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:27:28 PM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: ArcLight
This is great. What every airline really thinks of its passengers but doesn't have the guts to say.
To: MotleyGirl70
Now
this is a funny airline:
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:42:34 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(The trivmphant retvrn of A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: ArcLight
They are out there somewhere?
Track those bags
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posted on
10/08/2003 3:52:14 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Hillary's election to President will start a civil war)
To: martin_fierro
:) I bet there were a lot passengers who became memebers of the "Mile High Club" on that ONE airline.
To: ArcLight
I've been on this airline. We flew to Mexico from Los Angeles; the altitude was 1000 feet and very, very, bumpy
To: joesnuffy
Did they used to be called Trans Texas Airways?lol. There was one that gave you free alcohol to get you so drunk you didnot care!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
LOL. I don't know, but it sounds like fun to work there.
To: MotleyGirl70
What is that? The Club you mentioned? Not heard of it; do you belong? Are there dues? Is it in Denver?
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Here's the chairman emeritus of the Mile High Club
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posted on
10/08/2003 7:09:31 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?)
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