'Whizzinator' Gets Texas Men in Trouble

1010wins ^ | 10/8/2003 | BETSY BLANEY, AP

[Calpernia]

Company owner Dennis Catalano said:

"How people choose to use it is beyond our control," he said. "But we manufacture this and sell it for people who believe we still have a semblance of privacy in this country."

From Whizzinator's Website:

The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

The WHIZZINATOR© is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time!

Used with our organic heat pads, it is GUARANTEED to maintain body temperature for EIGHT HOURS! And our quality production and materials assures you that the WHIZZINATOR© will let it flow, again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!

I don't understand how this is legal as he claims. Wouldn't this fall under aiding and abetting a criminal or crime?

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[mewzilla]

It wouldn't be a crime to own one, just to use it. I guess this is legal until someone passes (pardon the pun) some new legislation.

[dead]

I don't understand how this is legal as he claims. Wouldn't this fall under aiding and abetting a criminal or crime?

I guess, conceivably, somebody might just want to use it for fun.

I know that sounds weird, but no weirder than the fact that there are grown men (like Lubbock County sheriff's officials) who want to watch other grown men pee-pee in cups.

Sick people get their kicks in strange ways.

[gridlock]

If people are using it to defeat employer drug tests, this is probably legal for the manufacturer. After all, you can't hold a paper manufacturer responsible if somebody writes a fraudulent letter on their product. Since the employee is only subject to termination, it is hard to see how the manufacturer of the device could be subject to more than that.

However, if somebody uses this to defeat a law-enforcement drug test, it may get more murky for the manufacturer.

[Petronski]

The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

Just damn.

[far sider]

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'" said Tom Madigan, interim assistant director of the Lubbock County adult probation office.

Hey, speak for yourself, Tom.

[AdamSelene235]

I don't understand how this is legal as he claims. Wouldn't this fall under aiding and abetting a criminal or crime?

I don't think it is illegal to spoof a drug test requested by your employer. It probably is illegal if the testing is part of your probation/sentence.

[isthisnickcool]

Take a wizz??

[finnman69]

Wow

it comes in WHITE TAN LATINO BROWN and BLACK

this page is funny
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz13.htm

[Hodar]

This is a listing of the companies 'Products'. Consider this a warning, that the 'product' is intended to look like the male genitalia.

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

[mewzilla]

Euwwww.

[Ex-Dem]

I suppose it's legal for the same reason MP3 players are legal. They can be used for legitimate purposes that don't violated laws. Pranks, in the case of the fake penis.

[Petronski]

Follow the link...it's hilariously available in white, tan, latino, brown and black....with photo examples. LOL

[najida]

Dang! You learn something new everyday here.

[Onelifetogive]

and they'll exhaust any method possible to continue with their drug usage."

Weird...It's like they're addicted, or something......

[Calpernia]

Why do I suddenly feel like I took a wrong turn and entered a male locker room :P

:))

[finnman69]

the testimonials are funny

http://www.whizzinator.com/forms/whiz11.htm

[isthisnickcool]

Follow the link...it's hilariously available in white, tan, latino, brown and black....with photo examples. LOL

Hmm. They appear to be the same size no matter what color. Someone call Shelia Jackson-Lee. Something does not seem right.

[ErnBatavia]

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,

All depends on what kind of specimen you're in the process of producing...