[LouD]

Those bears will have diarrhea for weeks.

From the article: "I told him to be much more cautious ... because every time a bear kills somebody, there is a big increase in bearanoia and bears get killed,'' Miller said. "I thought that would be a way of getting to him, and his response was 'I would be honored to end up in bear scat.' ''

A fitting memorial: spread across the area, loose, liquidy, and proud.

[Old Professer]

Bearanoia

Love it!

I nominate this construct for the next Dictionary for Dummies.

[headsonpikes]

I would be honored to end up in bear scat.

Well, sha-bop, sha-be-bop bam, sh-bibbity-treadwell- boobity bop.

It's hard to work in, really.

[attiladhun2]

The pilot who was flying in to take them out knew something was wrong when he noticed a big fat bear near their camp sitting on a log picking his teeth.