Well, I don't see why you want to get bounced. Anyone can get bounced... but it takes a real master to stay just one micron inside the envelope, while remaining a consatant source of irritation and leaving the moderators scratching their heads over whether you really meant whatever it was that they thought you meant that might be reprehensible enuf... etc...
However, even that is probably difficult on DU, where, since it's run by Lieberals, knee-jerk (and therefore completely unpredictable) reactions are the order of the day.
But, that said, since you're intent on getting bounced, how about the following:
"You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)"
Try that... (actually, it may confuse them enough that you won't get bounced, and may be able to stay that magical one micron inside their limits, to continue your depradations).
In any case, hope I'm being of some assistance...