[Snowy]

The 'Nuke gay whales for Jesus' conference we had last month was a great success.

I heard the crab dip you had was excellent. Would you mind giving me the recipe?

[Cooter]

I heard the crab dip you had was excellent. Would you mind giving me the recipe?

That wasn't crab, it was dolphin and endangered Galapagos sea turtle.

[ushr435]

I thought it was spotted owl!

[Congressman Billybob]

But what I want to know is, were the "gay whales" legally married in Vermont? And if so, were they still married when they got to the conference in Arizona? We have to keep things on the up and up, legally and morally speaking.

And BTW, the cheese puffs were to die for. Please thank Martha for her recipe.

Congressman Billybob

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