[Slings and Arrows]

Is it too late to sign up for the "Global Warming Will Make San Francisco Look Like Baker" committee?

That's a bit outside my jurisdiction. The guys on the Encouraging Suburban Sprawl In Old-Growth Forest Committee might be able to help you.

[Reagan Renaissance]

Arnold is chairman of the Screw a Kennedy Committee:

[ushr435]

Do they have a "Prevent the Caribou From Reproducing by Drilling for Oil in ANWAR" Subcommittee?