[U S Army EOD]

Please send me a map of where I can find cliff.

[djf]

;-)

It was near Bridalveil Falls...

Of course, if I catch a nice steelhead and someone asks me where, I always tell them. Exactly where. Yup. I do. Truthfully.

[Kenny Bunk]

Please join me fellows, and give $5 every week to a Green Party project that seeks to re-direct our furry friends' dietary choices. We sensitively train them to always choose complex carbohydrates ... vegetables and fruit ... over that nasty, bloody meat, which as you know all too well,can cause high cholesterol, bad breath, and aggressive behaviour.

Why don't you discuss this movement with some of those rough, but probably well-meaning chaps with whom you fish, hunt, and fondle firearms? We are making a difference, and when Our Lady of Chappaqua, St. Hillary, becomes our President, we will have the support we need to go nation-wide with our
Crusade to Convert Carnivores to Consumers
of Complex Carbohydrates.

Won't you join us, and convince others to do so?