ZZZOT! Schwarzenegger intervivewd about new movie

[awaken]

Jay: We have a special guest: Arnold Schwarzenegger, star of the reprehensible Terminator movies.

Arnold: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action and comedy. It's called "Terminator: Let's Get Silly".
[cut to clip from movie showing Terminator with a microphone in front of a brick wall]

Terminator: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause] That's the joke.

Man: [from audience] You suck, Terminator!
[Terminator pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]

Terminator: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.

Man: [from audience] Hey, that really sucked!
[Terminator pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it at him]

Arnold: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.

Jay: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?

Arnold: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!

[awaken]

I am not a groper. I am gubernor.

[dirtboy]

However, a blurb about placing Ariana Huffington's head in the toilet bowel in the next Termite movie would have helped.

Actually, given how Ariana has acted, it would be more fitting if the Terminator had to get her head OUT of the toilet bowl to take a leak...

[DoctorMichael]

awaken

Since Oct 7, 2003

[MuchoMacho]

this is from that show starring jon lovitz, i forget the name. obviously, it wasn't awaken. it was an animated show on right before the simpsons, where lovitz played a film critic.

bombed pretty miserably, probably because it wasn't that funny.

[dirtboy]

awaken Since Oct 7, 2003

But stupid past, present and future.

[Lazamataz]

Care to show him how it's done, guys?

Um, no. Not enough concept there to work with.

[4mycountry]

I hate troll humor... especially stupid troll humor...

[mhking]

That one's not even original.

[Prof Engineer]

Danr I missed the ZOT

[Vigilantcitizen]

Oh joy...another unimaginative batch of drivel from an unemployed network s%it-com writer.

[Psycho_Bunny]

I might find this sort of funny if I were a really, really stupid 10 year-old.

I suppose it's a big hit with the DUhers.

[Constitution Day]

This is beyond lame. Uber-lame. So lame I bet even Carrot Top would think it was stupid.

[evets]

"I'll vote no on recall and yes for myself. I feel this recall election is ridiculous," said Carey.

[4mycountry]

I told one of the last trolls to have the Du'ers send over someone with MORE that 5 IQ points, not LESS than 5!! Geeeeez!!

[Not A Snowbird]

Yawn.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Al Franken is wasting FR bandwidth again....

[evets]

ZOT

[Michael Barnes]

go back to the DUmpster pal..

[Sparkles]

PING

[dirtboy]

She'd better be careful voting - in that getup, she could accidentally punch out extra chads...