[CheneyChick]

Yes. Bears do that.

Does a bear do that in the woods?

[mo4bush]

"Does a bear do that in the woods?"

ROTFLMAO

If a bear does that in the woods and nobody hears it, does it matter?

Mo4Bush(who already voted for Arnold!)

[bedolido]

Yes. Bears do that.
Does a bear do that in the woods?

if a bear eats in the wood... does this mean those eaten will help the environment by fertilizing the forest? (I know morbid...)

[bwteim]

Only if no one is there to hear it.

[bwteim]

Bear with me while I share a barely bearable joke:

Mama, Papa, and little Baby Bear were eating dinner one evening when suddenly the door flew open and a strange looking bear burst in carrying a gun.

The intruder bear said nothing. The bear just gobbled up Baby Bear's dinner, took a wild shot at Papa Bear, and left.

"What was that?'' demanded Papa Bear, picking himself up from the floor.

"I think it was a Koala,'' said Mama Bear, reaching for the family encyclopedia. "Yes, it says right here: 'Eats shoots and leaves.' "

[harpseal]

Does a bear do that in the woods?

Depends on if he is near a ranger station.