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To: CheneyChick
Bear with me while I share a barely bearable joke:

Mama, Papa, and little Baby Bear were eating dinner one evening when suddenly the door flew open and a strange looking bear burst in carrying a gun.

The intruder bear said nothing. The bear just gobbled up Baby Bear's dinner, took a wild shot at Papa Bear, and left.

"What was that?'' demanded Papa Bear, picking himself up from the floor.

"I think it was a Koala,'' said Mama Bear, reaching for the family encyclopedia. "Yes, it says right here: 'Eats shoots and leaves.' "
51 posted on 10/07/2003 11:31:59 AM PDT by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: bwteim
I'm embearassed to say that I laughed at that! ha ha ha
55 posted on 10/07/2003 11:33:54 AM PDT by CheneyChick (www.JoinArnold.com - "Let's Bring Kah-lee-fohr-nya Back")
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