[Caipirabob]

When I was younger, we had "Girls gone wild", too. But they were called "college drinking stories" and most of them weren't true. OK, just about all of them weren't true...

Which I'd suggest is actually a better scenario than the current "reality".

[Jeff Gordon]

But they were called "college drinking stories" and most of them weren't true.

Talk about it enough and they will c...
....Oh, never mind. :-)