[Satire]Arnold Gropes for Words to Diminish Furor

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[jmcclain19]

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Arnold Gropes for Words to Diminish Furor

(2003-10-03) -- California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger today groped for words to diminish the furor over allegations of unwelcome sexual contact and his past praise of Adolph Hitler.

"I don't remember saying or doing any of these things," said Mr. Schwarzenegger. "But I'm not the kind of person that my past words and actions would seem to indicate. In any case, I'm the only Republican candidate who can win, so don't let your conscience get in the way of doing the right thing for the party."

The famous actor questioned the timing of the recent accusations.

"Why does this come out now?" he asked rhetorically. "I have been groping women for 30 years. Those 'Hitler' remarks were made 30 years ago. The timing seems suspicious. I would have to question the morality of my opponents for using this last-minute smear technique."

[Reagan Man]

This won't last long. LOL

[PeoplesRep_of_LA]

Man! This doesn't EVEN sound like satire, this is right out of the Talking Points of today. In any case, I'm the only Republican candidate who can win, so don't let your conscience get in the way of doing the right thing for the party."

I hope the (R)nold Groupies don't get too mad at you for tweaking their nose so well with this...

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[isthisnickcool]

ATTENTION EDITORS: CAPTION ADDITION Rhonda Miller speaks during a press conference while accusing California Republican gubernatorial candidate and actor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news) of making unwanted sexual advances towards her during the filming of two different movies in the 1990's at her attorney's office in Los Angeles, October 6, 2003. Miller, who said she worked as a stand-in and stunt double on the Schwarzenegger film 'True Lies' and Terminator 2,' alleged the actor had groped, photographed and nibbled her breasts on the set of 'Terminator 2.' REUTERS/Larry Downing

I'm not going to say a thing. I'll let you folks moneky with this pic.....

[Saundra Duffy]

LOL

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