[weegee]

WARNING: There is a common scam going around. A stranger will come to your door offering to give a free breast cancer screening. DON'T FALL FOR THIS SCAM! He just wants to feel your ***s... < /Public Service Announcement >

[OESY]

"I'm sorry, miss. You'll have to check them. They don't seem
to fit in the overhead compartment where they belong."

[CounterCounterCulture]

WARNING: Do not believe him...Studies have shown his van is not actually filled with candy < /Public Service Announcement >