DFU SONG: Weekend in New England (weekend before Recall)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND

Last night we heard her cry...she shed a tear
Her husband is finished...expulsion is near

We're wondering how he plans to leave their place
So will it be in a limo...be in an airplane...maybe a slow Bronco chase
Gray Davis, you've been a disgrace

He's getting desperate with...last minute slime
With help of the a-hoes...at the L.A. TIMES

We're wondering how he plans to leave their place
So will it be in a limo...be in an airplane...maybe a slow Bronco chase
Gray Davis, you've been a disgrace

RATS see things turning...and panic's set in
They know what is coming...the audits soon will begin
They've spent all our money like tomorrow won't come
They think that we'll take it...and that we're all dumb

So, Gray, will it be in a limo...pehaps in an airplane...maybe a slow Bronco chase
Gray Davis, you've been a...................................disgrace
A disgrace

[tallhappy]

I understood exaclty what you said. My comment in in that context was to make a point of how Schwarenegger is even worse than Riordan.

I am not voting for Riordan.

But you are voting for an anti-impeachment person who said people like you made him ashamed.

Just understand what you are doing.

[doug from upland]

I understand what I am doing --- ending the Gray Davis reign of terror and hoping the guy for whom I am voting can save my state.

[tallhappy]

hoping the guy for whom I am voting can save my state

Why would you hope someone who publicly went to bat for Bill Clinton during impeachment and who belittled people like you and me (and fine statesmen like Jim Rogan) can save our state?

How can someone so unperceptive that he could not see Clinton as a threat to our nation, and made fun of anyone who did understand Clinton's threat, can save our state?

[doug from upland]

Why would you hope someone who publicly went to bat for Bill Clinton during impeachment and who belittled people like you and me (and fine statesmen like Jim Rogan) can save our state?

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Ummmmmmm..............because I live here. I hope all citizens of California hope our state can be saved. What an unbelievably silly question.

[TontoKowalski]

Thanks for the song parody. It's very good. I think I may need a break from FR. Here we are, on the brink of an unbelieveable historic win in California, and we can't even enjoy it. Heck, forget Arnold, forget Tom. We've got millions of democrats to jump the fence and vote Republican. We've got new voters joining the rolls as registered Republicans. And, yet, we can't have any joy with it all... We're becoming humorless a-holes like the feminazi dems.

I can't speak as a Californian, because I live in Maryland. But I'll tell you this. Bob Erlich may not have been the conservative dream candidate, but he's a hell of a sight better than Kathleen Kennedy Townsend would have been, and I'm proud to claim him as my governor. After decades of dimocrats in the statehouse, we're in the R column, and the worst of the assinine nanny state ideas are nixed in their infancy.

[doug from upland]

Good comments.

[tallhappy]

Doug, I'm disapointed with your word playing evasions.

Why would you expect a pro-Clinton anti-impeachment person to be able to save the state.

We can hope anyone can save the state. You can hope Gray Davis would save the state all you want, for example. But why would you expect him to?

Generally conservatives know better than to trust government to save things.

In our case, how can we turn around and support someone who couldn't see Clinton was a threat. How can you expect someone that unperceptive to be able to help?

You were for impeachment, right?

[doug from upland]

I am busy trying to hold together a commercial property deal in Houston and get logistics together to protect a major NY building from the terrorist bastards. So, I will give you my final answer from a famous movie ---- Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

[tallhappy]

Yes HAL.

Excellent analogy of your current position with the computer that went haywire.

As Doug our, newest Clintonista, rides off zig-zaggy like singing, daisy - daisy, give us your answer do...."

And you still owe me the prize I won on your talk show for answering one of your questions.

Perhaps the robot on Lost in Space also sums up your position -- that does not compute.

Best wishes.

[doug from upland]

What prize are you to have won?

Calling me a Clintonista is beneath contempt. I don't particularly want to speak with you again.

[tallhappy]

Doug, how can you support someone who so publicly advocated against impeachment and in support of Clinton and against people like you and me who understood Clinton's threat?

That's my point.

It's simple. You never answered this fundamental question. It's as if you don't want to think about it.

[tallhappy]

Why did DemocRATS allow a perjuring rapist to remain in the Oval Office?

Why did Arnold Schwarznegger support this perjuring rapist and why now do so many people who did not support Clinton now support Schwarzenegger.

It makes no sense.

[doug from upland]

I think I made it fairly clear that I don't wish to speak with you. I've been insulted by you enough. Take it somewhere else.

[tallhappy]

Doug, just think about it.

How does one reconcile support for Schwarzenegger after Schwarzenegger's public and adamant defense of Clinton during impeachment?

[RichInOC]

Even Elvis supports the recall...

Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party
Time for a recall, Stay Away Joe
White folks, brown folks, gonna drink me hearty
After he loses, Stay Away Joe

Stay Away Joe they call him
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
And when it's time to recall him
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!

Who's been spinnin' round like a bad penny?
Take one guess. Stay Away Joe!
Always grubbin' for money a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know

Stay Away Joe they call him
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
And when it's time to recall him
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Ho!

When those ballots are right for the stickin'
Who'll we dump? Stay Away Joe!
Run him out of Sac-Town screamin' 'n kickin'
Giddy up look at him look at him go

Stay Away Joe they call him
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
And when it's time to recall him
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Hey!

[doug from upland]

You are really starting to piss me off. I've given answers you don't like. That is too damn bad if you don't like them. You have called me a Clintonista. I've told you I don't want to speak with you anymore. Will you please stop harassing me on my thread? Thank you for your consideration.

[tallhappy]

I've given answers you don't like.

OK. Fair enough.

It does, though, make my Clintonista comment not insulting but rhetorical.

If you support such an extreme Clintonista as Schwarzenegger because you voted for Goldwater and he lost and we need an audit and Tom can't win etc... well...

Take care and best wishes.

[Coral Snake]

Boy, I can't blame you for being p****ed off at this tallhappy guy. He reminds me of the idiots that we Linux supporters have to deal with over on the tech threads. (Linux is the OS that Free Republic runs on you know.) I'm not all that crazy about Arnold either. (Particularly on the Gun Control issue which is one of the main issues other than Linux I post about here at Free Republic.) However he is certainly better than GrayOut or BustaMeCHA. I enjoy your song parodies (They were what attracted me to free republic in the first place) and hope to be able to post my own (Based on public domain music from the Civil War and and "guilded" eras) on Linux related and gun control related issues soon.
In otherwords you are going to have a little more competition from good ole CS.

By the way you inspired my new tag line. It is based on Microsoft's recently giving their Windows source codes to COMMUNIST CHINA ala Bill Clinton giving away national secrets to them.

Guns, Linux and liberty. ;c)

[TheEngineer]

...and hope to be able to post my own (Based on public domain music from the Civil War and and "guilded" eras) on Linux related and gun control related issues soon.

Don't forget your first song :-)

[doug from upland]

Good to hear from you. Compose away.