I never had sex with that sheep. Did you while you were blacked out on pain meds?
Oh, didn't have sex with 'that' sheep! Then there must have been many, many others.
Headline in tomorrow's paper: "Nov3 Issues Tepid Denial in Sheep-Shagging Incident"
You've just been smeared. I never accused you of shagging a sheep. I simply said you were 'associated' with it.
Never, ever, ever deny something you are not accused of...