Oh, didn't have sex with 'that' sheep! Then there must have been many, many others.
Headline in tomorrow's paper: "Nov3 Issues Tepid Denial in Sheep-Shagging Incident"
You've just been smeared. I never accused you of shagging a sheep. I simply said you were 'associated' with it.
Never, ever, ever deny something you are not accused of...
Just one and I was a minor! (I was however not stoned on 2 pain pills and two beers so I can remember)