LA SLIMES: Arnold Hates Woman, Likes Manson (parody, vanity)

here | LA Slimes (me)

[BillF]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, still reeling from allegations that

he’s behaved like a big movie star when working with

actresses and that he liked the Autobahn (sometimes called

“Hitler’s Highway”), must now fend off new charges.

- Schwarzenegger hates woman. According to his 3rd grade

teacher, Gretchen Cheepshot, as interviewed for the Slimes

detailed story starting on page 1 below and continuing to

pages 8 through 12, he hated girls. (Schwarzenegger accused

them of having “cooties.”)

- Schwarzenegger likes serial killer and torturer of women, Charles Manson. CBS News reports in its lead story

and a three hour prime time special that Schwarzenegger went

to see the "Helter Shelter" movie about Manson with a fellow

weight lifter more than 20 years ago. The fellow weight

lifter, who had a falling out with Schwarzenegger after he

dropped a weight on Schwarzenegger's foot, quotes

Schwarzenegger calling Manson "one of the most dynamic

criminals in history." Slimes has a detailed story on this at

pages 2 to 4.

- PBS reports that Schwarzenegger abuses books.

Schwarzenegger's librarian from 1976 reports that some books

checked out from the library by Schwarzenegger were returned

with bent covers. Also, some were returned late. Slimes

detailed story at page 5.

- NBC reports that Schwarzenegger leaves the toilet seat up. They interviewed two former girlfriends of

Schwarzenegger from his single days in the 1970's. NOW

California leader, Eleanor Nagumor, promised to have women

protest Arnold by dressing as toilets. She also complained

about a movie scene with a robotic woman's head being flushed. Details in our page 6 story.

- NY Slimes reports that Arnold spoke German (Hitler's language), while growing up. He also ate Austrian and German

food. Details at page 13.

[BillF]

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[BillF]

Hello California!

[KellyAdmirer]

I hear he drove a VW Beetle, Hitler's "People's Car," a few times, too.

[OldFriend]

LOLOL.....this is so plausable coming from the LASlimes that you nearly got me........until the cooties comment!

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[BillF]

Great point about the VW!

[BillF]

Four days left of the Davis cheapshots!