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SISTER ACT (Bustamante's artist sister and her burrito, er, 'marital aids')
SFGate ^ | 9/29/03 | Phillip Matier, Andrew Ross

Posted on 10/01/2003 4:08:51 PM PDT by IowaHawk

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:12 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

SISTER ACT: Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante isn't the only rising star in his family -- his 39-year-old sister, Nao Bustamante, is making news for herself as well, as an avant-garde performance artist.

Vegan burritos only -- no meat.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burritos; bustamante; performanceartist; saranwrap
Like they say, "you can't pick your family." Still, she's got to be embarrassed to have a brother like that.
1 posted on 10/01/2003 4:08:52 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
clever quip...
2 posted on 10/01/2003 4:15:13 PM PDT by railsplitter (with extreme prejudice- destroy the enemy... foreign and domestic)
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To: IowaHawk
LOL..
3 posted on 10/01/2003 4:15:15 PM PDT by ecomcon
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To: BlueLancer; aculeus; general_re; Registered
ping
4 posted on 10/01/2003 4:15:57 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
That's funny.
5 posted on 10/01/2003 4:18:46 PM PDT by conservativemusician
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To: railsplitter
Couple of links to the ouvre of Nao Bustamante (caution, not for kids)....

Indigurrito

Making a Spectacle

America The Beautiful

To tell you the truth, she seems relatively likeable; at least she has a sense of humor about the whole "oppression" business.

6 posted on 10/01/2003 4:22:28 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
-- Strapping on burrito-dildos, upon which white males feast in an absolution ceremony for 500 years of colonial guilt.

How much of our tax dollars do you think she's getting for this?

7 posted on 10/01/2003 4:24:14 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
How much of our tax dollars do you think she's getting for this?

My estimate is that she wastes approximately .00000001% of the government money that her brother does. At least she provides society with a few laughs.

8 posted on 10/01/2003 4:27:48 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
leftists... artists... feminists... democrats... ad nauseum...
9 posted on 10/01/2003 4:33:19 PM PDT by railsplitter (with extreme prejudice- destroy the enemy... foreign and domestic)
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To: IowaHawk
Out in California, this report may actually turn the tide in Cruz's favor.
10 posted on 10/01/2003 4:40:22 PM PDT by madprof98
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To: madprof98
How many families are there where you can strap on a "burrito-dildo" and still be the most respectable person at the dinner table?
11 posted on 10/01/2003 4:53:05 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: IowaHawk; general_re; BlueLancer; Registered
Hillarious!

Not exactly on-topic but here's an interesting quote from Will Smith in The Daily Mail.

ON POLITICS

I am so absolutely behind Arnie for governor of California. He represents the American Dream.

He moves to the United States with nothing, becomes the biggest movie star in the world, and subsequently will become the governor of the most populous state in America. It's the American Dream.

Another pro-American Hollywood star?

http://www.femail.co.uk/pages/standard/article.html?in_page_id=25&in_article_id=198092

12 posted on 10/01/2003 4:58:46 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: IowaHawk; dighton; aculeus; Chancellor Palpatine; BlueLancer
Strapping on burrito-dildos...

I saw that show in Tijuana some years ago. It starts out with a girl and a donkey on a little stage in front of the audience, and at first you think to yourself "I wonder what she's going to do with that burro?"...

13 posted on 10/01/2003 5:00:11 PM PDT by general_re (SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Sarcasm Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks To Your Health.)
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To: aculeus
Damn, that's very cool. Will Smith, second Black US president (Condi first).
14 posted on 10/01/2003 5:05:17 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: madprof98
Out in California, this report may actually turn the tide in Cruz's favor.

Nah, we're used to those old Tijuana hookers.

If memory serves, I think Cruz started out shoving drunken sailors through the door to watch his sister dance onstage with a donkey.
15 posted on 10/01/2003 5:09:06 PM PDT by LittleJoe
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To: general_re
[cue wocka wocka music]
16 posted on 10/01/2003 5:28:09 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (it is rubber room time out there in Tomland)
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To: IowaHawk
sez beavis: "burrito"
17 posted on 10/01/2003 5:43:35 PM PDT by wafflehouse (the hell you say!)
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