In August 2003, the affidavit said, customs officials in Great Britain found $340,000 in sequentially numbered $100 bills in al-Amoudi's luggage. Al-Amoudi, who was not charged in that incident, told the officials that he received the money from an unknown individual at a London hotel after visiting the government-controlled Libyan Islamic Call Society based in Tripoli.
Boy - how come this never happens to me?
(Knock, Knock)
--- Who's there?
Room Service
--- I ordered nothing!
Actually it is someone you have never met but here - have $340,000 Great Satan dollars in sequentially numbered $100 bills.
--- Oh, thanks
Don't mention it. Have a nice day!
Sheeesh!