A FLORIDIANS VIEW [ yea we're the "chad" state, so what? ] OF THE CALIFORNIA RECALLA limo is hurtling down hill, towards a 500 foot cliff, to certain doom.
The occupants, afraid to jump out [may scrape their knees, doncha know] are trying to get the "drunk" [Gray Davis] from behind the wheel.
The expert driver [Tom McClintock] opines that he is the only one who can avert the impending tragedy.
The muscle bound guy with no drivers licence [Arnold Schwarzenegger] has grabbed the steering wheel.
With the precipice looming ever closer they begin to scream, yet no one bails out, all trying desperately to get control of the wheel.
As the limo goes over the edge, the huge crowd that has gathered to watch the sunset, hears an evil laugh above the screams.
Just then a limo door opens, a large figure emerges, and jumps clear. To the stunned crowds amazment, they see it's the muscle bound guy. [Arnold Schwarzenegger]
What's that on his back?
Why it's a parachute!
As the sun sets the crowd watches the limo drop into the abyss below, as a bright pink parachute gently lowers it's rider to the earth.
Failed Recall Election Candidate Solidifies Support
California's absentee balloting continues for the 21st day today. One candidate is still urging his supporters to cast votes for him even though polls show that he can only expect to recieve little more than 1/8th of the total votes. Saturday, Bustamante made the unusual move of praising one of the Republican contenders. Bustamante talked up McClintock, who has been taking votes from Schwarzenegger and could spoil the actor's chances if Davis were recalled -- thus allowing Bustamante a chance to win.
"The one who's really been moving in this race has been Tom McClintock," Bustamante said at a campaign stop in Los Angeles. "Tom has done a good job to get up there. ... Tom has a really strong message, and there's a group of people out there who strongly believe in his values." LINK
Atta boy Tom, that stand on principle resonates more clearly with each passing day.