Figure out how much taxpayers' money will be wasted if the "publik service" union's tax plan would cost. Then, 1) purchase that amount of money from Parker Brothers in small bills, 2) Rent a wood chipper, 3) As part of your FReep, make sure the TV cameras are cranked to get the photograph of $00 million dollars going into the grinder. (You might want to use $20 monopoly bills because they are a similar green to US currency.)
I guarantee you will get local TV for this. Maybe national TV such as the Fox 80-second bits.
Congressman Billybob
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