can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[secret garden]

I think the dream means maya, the homeschooled, unvaccinated person, is going to go libertarian. Right after watching LOTR one more time.

[Hatteras]

"I also recall somewhere, maybe in the Bible, that for a dream to have meaning, it must be repeated two more times on different nights.

I have never had a recurring dream."

Cool, I have had one that is a continuing saga. Actually, it's the same dream but each time I actually pause to look around and observe my surroundings and take notes. So much so that I have been putting together a floorplan of the house I was living in during the dream. I was planning on one day building it for real. I have named it "Dream Weaver". You should see the bar on the basement level leading out to the pool and overlooking the coast! Gary Wright would be proud.

The other interesting part is that a young lady that I went to school with 24 years ago keeps showing up. I hadn't seen her since 1979 but somehow I managed to "age" her in the dream. And guess what? She's still pretty durn cute if I must say so myself. But alas, I don't think the wife needs to hear about THAT part...

[nmh]

Sounds like you are about to have a MAJOR gas attack. Warn the neighborhood and have them evacuated before they die of your fumes.

[AnAmericanMother]

[NeoCaveman]

LOL but I think Maya is a Larouchie.

[reagan_fanatic]

"What's in this sh*t, man?"

"Mostly Maui-waui, man..."

"Yeah?"

"But it's got some labrador in it."

"What's a labrador?"

"It's dog sh*t, man."

"What!?"

"Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little m**f-er ate it. It really blew the dog's mind, man."

"You mean we're smoking dog sh*t, man?"

[Cheapskate]

Help1 I'm in BIG trouble

I didint know that I had to wear tinfoil this early in the morning.

I'm I going to have the goat speak to me too?

I'm very afraid!

[AD from SpringBay]

You will be travelling soon and will meet someone you haven't seen in a while. There is a strong possibility you will have a bad day in the coming weeks, but don't worry because it won't last very long.

[bert]

Your sex life is inadequate.

[MarkL]

"...Is it the dream where you're standing in sort-of Sun God robes, with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" "Why am I the only one who has this dream?"

(Val Kilmer, in "Real Genius")

Mark

[Sender]

I had a similar dream after a midnight snack of Hormel Hot Chili with Beans and a glass of vodka. Tiny hairly things came out of my abdomen all night, much to my wife's dismay, and I also had a sore troath. And the next day there was a goat outside my patio with a peculiar grateful, affectionate look.

Thank you, Maya, for giving all of us survivors the courage to finally speak out.

[SamAdams76]

This reminds me of the infamous "Can you look into the sun" thread, or some title like that. It was hilarious.

Anyway, I had a very bizarre dream the other night myself and fortunately, it wasn't as a result of a bad ice cube the night before.

I dreamed that I was the producer of a local news show and that I came up with an idea to make the weather segment more interesting by having it done opera-style. I actually had two people giving the weather, one female (soprano) and the other male (alto). These two "weather forecasters" would then perform a duet by giving the weather forecast in opera. The male would sing a few verses and then the woman soprano would kick in and give the next part of it. I had subtitles running on the screen for the people at home who didn't know Italian. Yes, it was an Italian opera done in the style of Don Giovanni. Orchestra in the pit and everything.

I can still hear in my head the woman singing (translated to English) "It's gonna rain, rain, rain, rain" and the the man singing "It's gonna pour, pour, pour, pour" and so on. Then at the end of the forecast, another actor broke into the scene and drove a sword into the male forecaster as the woman went into an aria.

It was hilarious and I remember everybody in the studio was clapping at the end. Then the phones started ringing off the hook (probably from confused viewers at home) and I woke up.

[Light Speed]

FR Bio Filter in action

"You are not brought upon this world to ..get it"

[putupon]

can someone please interpret this drem for me

Dear maya,

We have channeled with powerful forces in the cosmos, they were trying to contact you with some series information.

This is very important; there are some hugh changes in store for you.

You will become destitute or wealthy depending on the choices you make.

We know the answers, send us your money and credit card numbers with expiration dates and we provide them for you.

It is critical to your quality of life that you contact us ASAP.

[Redcloak]

It means that you have an unreasonable fear of cheeses and moose herds.

[martin_fierro]

Old Maya, while in a state of REM,
of very weird stuff did she drem.
She thought it quite deep,
sought advice through a FReep;
Turns out her head's just full of flem.

[MotleyGirl70]

ALLURDREMRBELONG2US; BONGABUSE; CHEECHANDCHONG; GIMMEADOOBIE; HIGHERTHANAKITE; INHALEEXHALE; MEGAZOT; PASSTHEJOINT; SPELLCHECKISMYFRIEND; WHERESMYCHEESE; ZOT; ZOTZOTZOT;

I haven't even made it past the Keywords. LOL! I'm bookmarking this one for sure.

[lainie]

It's all Bush's fault.

[finnman69]

Maya is one of Wesley Clark's imaginary friends.