Caption Time (Mary Carey "Stabs" Arnold)

Yahoo! News (AFP) ^ | 9/24/2003 | n/a

[bedolido]

Why wasn't Mary Carey invited to this debate? ;)

Guess they didn't want her to get the exposure...

[1Old Pro]

The greatest thing about an arnold win would be that it would piss off all the Hollywierdos.

[bedolido]

she looks so different in every picture of her (i mean her face) that i wouldn't know it's the same person.

It all depends upon the thickness of her makeup and any left-overs from her films.

[Treebeard]

If she had as many (not forks) sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her...

[Constitution Day]

She'd have been a lot more entertaining than that shrew Arianna.

Man, after watching her shrill rantings, I can understand why her husband turned gay.
Well, almost.

[tioga]

BTTT

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Could you imagine what you'd hear if you forgot to bring home the dry cleaning?

[Rockitz]

Why wasn't Mary Carey invited to this debate? ;)

I've heard she is a master debater.

Someone had to do it......

[SJSAMPLE]

"Oh well, back to Bukake."

[ArrogantBustard]

(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater

[NeoCaveman]

Why wasn't Mary Carey invited to this debate? ;)

Becasue between Camejo, Bustymonte, and Huffington they had enough boobs already.

[Arrowhead1952]

May I finish your sentence....

If she had as many (not forks) sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her...

She'd look like a porcupine!!!

[finnman69]

You might know Mary from her professional movie career.

Movies...
Double D Dolls 2 (Rain Video)
Girls School 4 (Rain Video)
Flirts (Rain Video)
Asses In The Air 4 (Rain Video)
Hot Showers 6 (Rain Video)
California Coeds
Sky Blu's Raw Sex
Decadent Divas 17
Hustler's Hot Showers
Decadent Divas 18
Big Blowout (Vivid)
Grand Opening (Vivid)
New Wave Hookers 8 (VCA)
Cruel Manipulations (VCA)
Boobsville Sorority Girls (Big Top Video)
Devin Lane Show 4 (Wicked)
Hustler Busty Beauties 3 (Hustler Video)
Raw Sex (JKP)
Vices: The Making Of A High Society Girl (High Society/Bizarre)
Vivid Interactive Strip Tease
When The Boyz Are Away The Girls Will Play V. 7(JKP)

[smadurski]

I kind of hope she wins imagine what a joke california will be then well it allready is a joke.

[finnman69]

http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/mcbikini1.jpg

My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

9. If elected, I will support legislation to allow bars throughout the state of California to remain open until 4am. It will generate extra revenue, give additional hours of employment to the working class, and have a positive chain reaction throughout our economy.

10. I will address the HIV/AIDS epidemic that is costing our state millions of dollars and an incalculable toll in human lives. See Details Here

Mary reveals her positions on several issues in her speech at Harbor UCLA Research & Education Institute on August 28.

New position highlights include:

Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets

[Quilla]

Here is the photo she has posted on her campaign website:

[Constitution Day]

Could you imagine what you'd hear if you forgot to bring home the dry cleaning?

The horror. The horror.

I don't know whose voice is more annoying, hers or Susan Estrich's.

[HamiltonJay]

You know for a porn star, I'd expect her boobs to be a bit less saggy.

[Rockitz]

Mary Carey "Stabs" Arnold

I'm sure Arnold wants to return the favor. ;o)