[Constitution Day]

Could you imagine what you'd hear if you forgot to bring home the dry cleaning?

The horror. The horror.

I don't know whose voice is more annoying, hers or Susan Estrich's.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Susan Estrich's voice reminds me of this old drunk I used to serve drinks to at this dump where I tended bar a zillion years ago.

That old bat (she was in her mid 70s) would have a cab drive her there every Saturday at 2 PM, and she'd pleasantly order a VO and ginger, promptly giving a 2 dollar tip in advance.

She'd then proceed to drink about 8 of those, and she got more obnoxious with every drink, smoking super long cigarettes (120s, I think). She went home right at 6 PM - I'd call a cab.

Never forget the day she passed out and fell off the barstool.