[cyborg]

I'm afraid to go into a chinese buffet for fear of being eaten along with the crab legs, pork ribs and whatever else. I don't bother with 'all you can eat' menus because I'm not a greedy pig. They were stupid in the first place to offer 'all you can eat' in the fattest nation on the planet in the first place.

[ThirstyMan]

I don't bother with 'all you can eat' menus because I'm not a greedy pig. They were stupid in the first place to offer 'all you can eat' in the fattest nation on the planet in the first place.

Red Lobster isn't the first restaurant chain to find this out. One or two food hogs showing up every night and not leaving can throw the profit margin way off.
KFC tried an all-you-can-eat buffet around here and it went "belly up" as well. ha!
Too many food hogs in America. Overheard at a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant, "You go home now. You no good. You too fat"

[AmishDude]

"All You Can Eat" is not an offer.

It's a challenge!