[Cyber Ninja]

Knock…..Knock…..Knock

Way: Who is it?

Deputy: I am Deputy Smith. Are you Mr. Serious, Mr. Way 2 Serious?

Way: Yes.

Deputy: I have a warrant for your arrest. You have been accused of child molestation, Mr. Serious. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Way: But, I’ve never molested a child. I’ve never even thought about molesting a child.

Deputy: Yeah, Sure. Tell it to the jury.

Way: I’m not a molester.

Deputy: You have only been accused of being a molester. If you are innocent, no harm no foul.

Front Page Headline: Mr. Way 2 Serious arrested for child molestation.

((I would not like being falsely accused of a Way 2 Serious crime))

[chadsworth]

((I would not like being falsely accused of a Way 2 Serious crime))

Thanks - I think you just thumped him ( Way 2 Serious)on the head! Good analogy.

[JavaTheHutt]

thanks for than perfect analogy. I understood it, but I 'serious'ly doubt that way2silly understood it.

[Way2Serious]

Front Page Headline: Mr. Way 2 Serious arrested for child molestation.

Incomplete pass using "Hyperbolic strawman" play. Penalty - 20 yards.