[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Also Abraham Lincoln stole $3.00 from his cousin and was mean to his mother....

You mean his wicked stepmother don't you? 'Cause his momma died when he was just a little sprout.

And I heard he borrowed a book once and let it get rained on.

[Genesis defender]

And I heard he borrowed a book once and let it get rained on.

No, no, you're thinking of the book Lincoln swiped (from an elderly woman) and threw in a mud puddle.