To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; Scenic Sounds
It is not me! I just walk by them! Like this duck at the university the other day. I was just walking by it. Then it started stalking me. I would walk, stop, look at it, then it would stop and look at me. I would walk faster, it would walk faster. I would stop, it would stop. The entire time it was looking at me menacingly with its cold, dead, black, evil eyes. Finally, I started walking really quickly and then - it flew at me! Suddenly! I nearly had a heart attack.
To: Cathryn Crawford; Chad Fairbanks
The entire time it was looking at me menacingly with its cold, dead, black, evil eyes.Hmmmm...Chad described your grade school picture the other day in similar terms - so there's a possible common denominator.
Maybe it was flirting with you.
42 posted on
09/20/2003 11:37:38 AM PDT by
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?)
To: Cathryn Crawford
It is not me! I just walk by them! Like this duck at the university the other day. I was just walking by it. Then it started stalking me. I would walk, stop, look at it, then it would stop and look at me. I would walk faster, it would walk faster. I would stop, it would stop. The entire time it was looking at me menacingly with its cold, dead, black, evil eyes. Finally, I started walking really quickly and then - it flew at me! Suddenly! I nearly had a heart attack.ROFL. I rest my case, Cathryn. LOL.
43 posted on
09/20/2003 11:38:25 AM PDT by
Scenic Sounds
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