[Scenic Sounds]

It is not me! I just walk by them! Like this duck at the university the other day. I was just walking by it. Then it started stalking me. I would walk, stop, look at it, then it would stop and look at me. I would walk faster, it would walk faster. I would stop, it would stop. The entire time it was looking at me menacingly with its cold, dead, black, evil eyes. Finally, I started walking really quickly and then - it flew at me! Suddenly! I nearly had a heart attack.

ROFL. I rest my case, Cathryn. LOL.

[Cathryn Crawford]

But...see? I didn't do anything to them! It stalked and terrorized me! I'm innocent!