The pundits say you can't, I know that isn't true
poke out dem little chads, that's all you have to do!
It be just another hole that you have to poke tings through
I've seen those toddeling tots that sure do look like you
I know that you can do it, you've done it many time before
just look at all those little tikes runn'n and crawl'n on the floor
Yo California, Pappa, it can't be worrin you
poke out the little chad, thats all you have to do
Just think of it as foreplay, and grab it by the tail
and poke those little chads you know jus like those bros in jail
Thats it!... thanks ... *<]:oP~