[b9]

>>> Is there anything you can do to fix
"Happy Birthday to You?"<<<

Celebrations, tis true,
should be joyous and new.
"Happy Birthday," though hackneyed,
Is a sweet "I love you." :o)
(Hallmark version)

Happy Birthday?
Who knew?
Go away, please...now SHOO
What, a free gift you're selling?
And your grandmother, too!
(telemarketer (response) version)

Happy Birthdaze...too few
Sappy mirth craze ...phew phew
Go sell CRAzy some-place e.e.e.lse...
I'm full up here.... same to YOU!
(curmudgeon (Jack Nickolson) version)

[Fawnn]

I love your Happy Birthday versions!

I've since lost (and forgotten) all of the lyrics, but my first parody was sung to the tune of Roger Miller's "King of the Road" and included the lyrics:

I like to go uptown.
Can't swim, but I know how to drown....