[mbynack]

I went to a wife swapping club once. Tried to trade her for a set of radials. They won't let me back in.

[Wolfie]

William Buganski, 28, of Southington, the club's bouncer and food server,...

Gotta admire a guy who can multi-task.

[swarthyguy]

I feel safer already.

[najida]

I'll join a club that lets me swap a husband for a cook and housekeeper.

[Tax-chick]

I think it's unfair to arrest the waiter!

[aynrandfreak]

I thought they had to allow for swingers over there to help people forget how badly their society is doing.

[freebilly]

A Berlin club featuring couple-swapping for the past eight months has been shut down by local authorities....

Police were alerted after several nearby businesses reported that the parking lot at what appeared to be a vacant building was filled with cars at night, Capt. Larry Schubert said. The investigation was helped by information about the club on the Internet.

Police were surprised to learn of the club, Schubert said.

Yeah, it operates for 8 months. The parking lot is full and police had no idea it was there.

I'm supposed to believe this...?

[Constitution Day]

Ah, so this must be the place where you can swap a 40-year-old wife for two 20s!

[HurkinMcGurkin]

Mingles also violated a Berlin ordinance by operating without a license and allowing sex acts, officials said. The bring-your-own-booze club allowed alcohol, featured enclosed booths and rooms, and lacked outdoor signs that identified it as a swingers club for adults only. All are violations of Berlin's ordinance.

You know, I have heard many people justify "anti-sex industry shop" type bans by saying "we don't want to see the stuff. We don't want to see the signs or advertisements and don't want to have to explain to our young children what the filth is". Now, these people went out of their way to not make their establishment look like a "Sex store", but that doesn't stop the busy-bodies. No advertisement, no "in your face signs", nobody being bothered - not one problem.

[Constitution Day]

Ah, so this must be the place where you can swap a 40-year-old wife for two 20s!

[swarthyguy]

Did someone light a cigarette?

[putupon]

Cops Raid Couple-Swapping Sex Club

Dang gummint! They just can't leave free trade alone. Maybe if there were a tax....

[Modernman]

Wonder how many people at the club are Republicans. A decent percentage, I would imagine.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Swapping married partners is not illegal, but charging a fee for admission is. The club charged $60 per couple, police said.

So they can change it to a cover charge and they're OK?

[Freedom2specul8]

I just had to ping a few of ya to this one... I just can't imagine.. Ugggh!

[Arrowhead1952]

Bill Clinton went to the wife swapping club.

Tried to trade Hitlery for another Monica.

The police came and arrested him.

[steveo]

"We've had our dance clubs out on the highway, but nothing of this nature before,"

Horizontal Mambo

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Who's the victim in this "crime"?

Just curious...

(Something tells me that if it were a Gay Bath-house, they'd be arguing a "Right to Privacy". Alas, straights don't have such a right.)

[kegler4]

Now if only we could catch all them people having pre-marital relations and oral sex America would be right again.

[King Prout]

dude, c'mere! the story is worth reading, but the thread verges on brilliant.