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Retailer betting condom line available in 55 sizes will be a hit
Associated Press ^ | 09-16-03

Posted on 09/16/2003 7:45:55 PM PDT by Brian S

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:51 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

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To: Brian S
Will they "Super Size" for me ???
21 posted on 09/16/2003 8:39:54 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Conservative by nature ... Republican in Spirit ... Patriot by Heart ... and Anti Liberal BY GOD)
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To: clamper1797
There's too much lying on this thread! lol
22 posted on 09/16/2003 8:46:12 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Brian S
It's about time those normal ones are waaaaaay too tight.
23 posted on 09/16/2003 8:47:31 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (...You musta fell from Heaven; That would explain how you messed you your face...)
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To: Brian S
Only anecdotal data are available on the subject, said Cynthia Graham, a researcher with the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction in Bloomington, Ind.

"It's clearly an area that is open for more research."

They must need more hard data.

(Someone had to say it.)

24 posted on 09/16/2003 8:48:29 PM PDT by michaelt
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To: Brian S
What? No 55 and a half????
25 posted on 09/16/2003 8:48:30 PM PDT by lowbridge ("France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot."- Shakespeare (All's Well..)
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To: Brian S
55 sizes. Talk about fine-tuning. I wonder how long it takes to figure out what size you actually need. Keep a range of sizes on hand, depending on your mood that day?

"...Mickelson, conferring with his caddie for quite some time...the wind is swirling...they started out thinking 6-iron, but I think they're going 7 now...yes, it's a 7, Curtis....I think they're going with that...this is a crucial shot, we'll see what happens...."

26 posted on 09/16/2003 8:56:39 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: goldstategop
I had no idea we guys have 55 different sizes to please the ladies, LOL!!!

I had my cords tied in 1964 and the Dr said to go to the drug store and get a jock strap so I go in and this young girl waits on me. I tell her I just had surgery and I needed a jock strap and she goes back and asks the druggest about it. I'm hurting pretty bad when she comes back and asks me what size I want. I told her I didn't know because I had never entered my penis in a contest. The druggest came out and finished the sale and I never saw her again...

27 posted on 09/16/2003 8:58:08 PM PDT by tubebender (FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...)
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To: Brian S
I hate them all except the raised-pleasure-dot ones.

"Wear them inside out ... for your pleasure."
28 posted on 09/16/2003 9:01:35 PM PDT by hemogoblin (The few, the proud, the 537.)
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To: Brian S

"I am deeply undersized."

29 posted on 09/16/2003 9:03:10 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Brian S
Build it and they will come.
30 posted on 09/16/2003 9:03:37 PM PDT by mikeb704
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To: bicycle thug
But I thought the forth size was always, "oh my God!"

Fourth size is "woof!", fifth size is "Sweet Mystery of Life".

31 posted on 09/17/2003 3:44:52 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: WackyKat
Hey, I'm not braggin' but I went skinny dipping in the Loch Ness once....people are still talking about it!!!
32 posted on 09/17/2003 3:53:39 AM PDT by bullseye1911
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To: Brian S
Bad news when your partner learns that there are 55 sizes and sees that your wrapper says "Size 1".
33 posted on 09/17/2003 4:04:41 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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